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oreosvevo:

tourettesandsex:

urbies:

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lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

lostboyonadeadthrone is Larry bloom

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all I want is a gf , that too hard to ask for?

drillheadonfire:

whats the difference between bi people and unicorns

i can see unicorns on movies and tv

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meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

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ikusaba:

supersmashkev:

this is on a level that i cannot reach

this is teen nick sitcom level

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fro5ty:

bookspaintandfireflies:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

cunt-punch39:

Til death do us part

This might be the coolest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

Okay, guys, I know I said I was going to bed but can I just point out one little thing here?

Do you notice how it’s blurry at the beginning and suddenly sharpens at the end?

When it’s blurry, it’s because when you’re in love, you supposedly don’t see anything other than the person you love.

And when it sharpens, it’s because the world has come back into focus now that their loved one is gone.

SYMBOLISM.

Yes. 

woah

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this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

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danielle haim + textposts

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janemba:

Screw art!

Hate

Janemba

Performance, tumblr text post on screen, 2014

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